Last night as I was walking past the synagogue at 16th and Dolores and saw a man walking toward me do a double-take, then start staring intently at the tiny ivy shrub in the planter box.
As I walked behind him, he said "Hey lady, check out this spider...."
"...that could really mess you up."
I didn't say this then, but I'll say it now. Thanks spider man, for sharing your spider find with me. You made my day.